RABBIT THESIS

SCENE:1

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting
outside his
burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter.

Along comes a fox,
out for a walk.
Fox: "What are you working on?"
Rabbit "My Thesis."
Fox: "Hmmm. What's it about?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I'm writing about
how rabbits eat
foxes." (Incredulous
pause)
Fox:"That's ridiculous! Any fool
knows that rabbits don't eat foxes."
Rabbit: "Sure they do, and I can
prove it. Come with me."
They both disappear into the
rabbit's burrow.

After a few
minutes, the
rabbit returns, alone, to his
typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon, a wolf comes along and
stops to watch the
hardworking rabbit.
Wolf: "What's that you're writing?"
Rabbit: "I am doing a thesis on
how rabbits eat wolves." (Loud
guffaws)
Wolf: "You don't expect to get
such rubbish published, do
you?"
Rabbit: "No problem. Do you
want to see why?"
The rabbit and the wolf go into
the burrow, and again the
rabbit returns
by himself, after a few minutes,
and goes back to typing.

SCENE: 2

Inside the rabbit's burrow. In
one corner, there is a pile of fox
bones. In another corner,a pile of wolf bones. On the
other side of the room, a huge
lion is
belching and picking his teeth.


Moral: It doesn't matter what
you choose for a thesis subject.
It doesn't matter what you use for
data. What does matter is who
you have
for a thesis
ADVISOR.