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Saturday, December 31, 2011

SOME LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGOT TO STATE

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR :
After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:HAVE A FORGIVING HEART.

WHY IS PORK FORBIDDEN IN ISLAM?? HERE IS THE ANSWER...

Dear All 

It is important to realize that when a question is put forward, an answer should always have a logical and a analytical back up.
Lets take a typical example of a conversation between a child(10 to 12yrs old) and a parent of a .............Muslim family.
(DB)Child: Why are we not allowed to eat pork?

Parent: Why are you asking such stupid questions??.......tane khabarchhe ke apna ma pork khavoo haram chhe....chaal chaal lesson kari le.

Child: I know I am not allowed to eat pork.....but I am asking Why??????

Parent: Tu samajtho nathi.....ek vaar naa etle naa.......pork khavoonahin, pun pork noo naam levoo pun haram chhe.....chaal chaal lessonkari le

Child: You guys just don't get it...do you.???? I want to know theReason why????

Parent: Arre aa das varasno chhe ane
> tu aatla aatla sawalo pooche chhe......arre lesson puru kariyu ke nahin??........

And this can go on and on...........the child kept on asking and theparent never answered and always changed the topic.

AT THIS POINT ....THE PARENT SHOULD HAVE DONE THEIR HOMEWORK AND COME UP WITH A ANALYTICAL ANSWER.SO, NOW....IF YOU WANT TO REALLY KNOW ...........WHY IS PORK FORBIDDEN IN ISLAM?

Bob: Tell me why is it that a Muslim is very particular about thewords Halaal and Haraam; what do they mean? 

Yunus: That which is permissible is termed Halaal and that which isnot permissible is termed Haraam and it is the Quran which draws thedistinction between the two.

Bob: Can you give me an example?

Yunus: Yes, Islam has prohibited blood of any type. You will agreethat a chemical analysis of blood shows that it contains an abundanceof uric acid, a chemical substance that can be injurious to humanhealth.

Bob: You're right about the toxic nature of uric acid, in the humanfact we are
> told that 98% of the body's uric acid is extracted fromthe bloodby the kidneys and removed through urination.

Yunus: Now I think that you'll appreciate the special prescribedmethod of animal slaughter in Islam.

Bob: What do you mean?

Yunus: You see, the wielder of the knife, whilst taking the name ofthe 'Almighty', makes an incision through the jugular veins, leavingall other veins and organs intact.

Bob: I see, this causes the death of the animal by a total loss ofblood from the body, rather than an injury to any vital organ.

Yunus: Yes, were the organs, example the heart, the liver, or thebrain crippled or damaged, the animal could die immediately and itsblood would congeal in its veins and would eventually permeate theflesh. This implies that the animal flesh would be permeated and contaminated with uric acid and therefore very poisonous; only todaydid our dietitians realize such a thing.  

Bob: Again, while on the topic of food; Why do Muslims condemn
> the eating of pork or ham or any foods related to pigs or swine. 

Yunus: Actually, apart from the Quran prohibiting the consumption of pork, bacon (pig flesh); in fact the Bible too in Leviticus chapter11, Verse 8, regarding swine it says, "of their flesh (of the swineanother name for pig) shall you not eat, and of their carcass youshall not touch; they are unclean to you." Further, did you know that a pig couldn't be slaughtered at the neck for it does not have a neck;that is according to its natural anatomy.A Muslim reasons that if the pig was to be slaughtered and fit forhuman consumption the Creator would have provided it with a neck.None-the-less, all that aside, I am sure you are well informed aboutthe harmful effects of the consumption of pork, in any form, be itpork chops, ham, bacon.

Bob: The medical science finds that there is a risk for various diseases as the pig is found to be a host for many parasites andpotential diseases.

Yunus: Yes, even apart
> from that, as we talked about uric acid contentin the blood, it is important to note that the pig's biochemistryexcretes only 2% of its total uric acid content, the remaining 98%remains as an integral part of the body.


Please forward to others............it may answer some of their questions especially when the children asks.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

QURAN:A POEM BY A NON-MUSLIM

The POET's name is *
*Late Dr. Pandit Shanker Dayal Sharma*
* Ex-President of Republic of India*
*A Beautiful Poem by a **Non-Muslim** that should open the eyes of Muslims*:
Dr. Pandit Shankar Dhyal Sharma...has spoken those words oversome 35 years
ago...
**
*Qur'an: *
*Amal ki kitab thi*
*Dua ki kitab bana dia*
*Samajhne ki kitab thi*
*Parhne ki kitab bana dia*
*Zindaon ka dastoor tha*
*Murdon ka manshoor banadia*
*Jo ilm ki kitab thi*
*Usey la ilmon ke hath thamadia*
*Taskheer-e-kayenat ka darsdene aayi thi*
*Sirf madarson ka nisaab banadia*
*Murda qomon ko zinda karneaayi thi*
*Murdon ko bakhshwane perlaga dia*
*Aye Musalmano ye tumne kiakiya?*

Birthday Calculator

http://www.paulsadowski.org/BirthDay.asp
Birthday Calender-This is just mind-blowing...

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

AUDITOR..............???HUMOUR
















Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. 

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and
asks the shepherd,

'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'

The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of
grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.'

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS,

opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables.
He then
prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer,
turns to the shepherd and says,

'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.'

The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.'

The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in
the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'

The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?'

The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'

'How did you know?' asks the young man.

'Very simple,' answers the shepherd. '

Firstly, you came here without being wanted.

Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.

Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business....'

'.....Now can I have my dog back?'


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Monday, December 26, 2011

Its Magic !

Type the following on google search and see what happens....

1.Let it snow,

2.Tilt,

3.Do a barrel roll.

Sunday, December 25, 2011

symbol with their Keyboard




Wondering how someone makes a Heart, Arrow or even a TM trademark symbol with their Keyboard?

All you need to do is Hold down your "ALT" key and press another key on the keyboard to create a symbol. Here is a list of some you can make. Have Fun!
  • Alt + 0153..... ™... trademark symbol
  • Alt + 0169.... ©.... copyright symbol
  • Alt + 0174..... ®... .registered trademark symbol
  • Alt + 0176 ...°....... .degree symbol
  • Alt + 0177 ...± ... .plus-or-minus sign
  • Alt + 0182 ...¶....... paragraph mark
  • Alt + 0190 ...¾...... fraction, three-fourths
  • Alt + 0215 .... ×..... multiplication sign
  • Alt + 0162... ¢...... the cent sign
  • Alt + 0161..... ¡...... upside down exclamation point
  • Alt + 0191..... ¿..... upside down question mark
  • Alt + 1.......... ☺... smiley fsce
  • Alt + 2 ......... ☻... black smiley face
  • Alt + 15........ ☼... sun
  • Alt + 12........ ♀.... female sign
  • Alt + 11....... ♂.... male sign
  • Alt + 6......... ♠..... spade sign
  • Alt + 5.......... ♣.... Club symbol
  • Alt + 3.......... ♥.... Heart
  • Alt + 4.......... ♦..... Diamond
  • Alt + 13........ ♪..... eighth note
  • Alt + 14........ ♫.... beamed eighth note
  • Alt + 8721.... ∑.... N-ary summation (auto sum)
  • Alt + 251...... √..... square root check mark
  • Alt + 8236..... ∞.... infinity
  • Alt + 24........ ↑..... up arrow
  • Alt + 25........ ↓..... down arrow
  • Alt + 26........ →... right pointing arrow
  • Alt + 27........ ←... left arrow
  • Alt + 18........ ↕..... up/down arrow
  • Alt + 29........ ↔... left right arrow



Birthday Calculator - This Is Brilliant




                                           

This is very accurate.  Enjoy!
THIS IS PRETTY INTERESTING IF I MUST SAY SO MYSELF.  HAVE FUN WITH THIS. 
 Birthday Calculator - this is wild!
The birthday clock
 
It tells you how many hours and seconds you have been alive on this earth and when you were probably conceived. How cool is that?
After you've finished reading the info, click again, and see what the moon looked like the night you were born.

This is neat. Who says our time clocks aren't ticking....
 
Enjoy.  Click on the 'Birthday Calculator'
                           Birthday Calculator

After Opening

Enter your birth date:
Then Submit
 
 










Very Interesting, BrainTest Okay - it'stest time!





Alzheimer's Color Test - not as easy as it appears!!
Color Test
These are the things we're supposed to do to remove the cholesterol around our brain and try to slow up Alzheimer's Disease.
It took me 2 times before I could finally
tell this brain of mine to concentrate. A great test, do it until you get 100%!

Bet you can't get 100% on the first try! But I'm rootin' for ya...
This is pretty neat! See how you do with the colors! Have fun!

It takes an average of 5 tries to get to 100%. Follow the directions!
It's harder than it seems as it should be! A brain waker-upper for today!
& nbsp;

Click here to start



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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

A Quote

A QUOTE WHICH MEANS A LOT IF U UNDERSTAND IT...

" BE WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY HAVE WHEN THEY HAVE YOU...