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Saturday, January 14, 2012

INDIAN BRAIN

INDIAN BRAINS:

Mathematician : How do you write 4 in between 5 ?      

Chinese : Is this a joke?

Japanese : Impossible!

American : The question's all wrong!

British : It's not found on the Internet

And the Indian:  F(IV)E    

This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering.... anything to do with using both sides of the brain.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

HEALTH ALERT-PLEASE READ

Dear All,
This happened in INDIA-Shimoga District in Karnataka,
A 10 year old boy who had eaten pineapple about 15 days back, fell sick, from the day he had eaten.
Later when he had his Health check done,doctors diagnosed that he had AIDS.
His parents couldn't believe it...
Then the entire family underwent a checkup
None of them was found to be suffering from Aids.
So the doctors checked again with the boy if he had eaten out....The answer was 'yes' - he had pineapple two weeks ago.
Immediately a group from the hospital went to the pineapple vendor to check.
They found the pineapple seller had many cuts on his fingers while cutting the fruit;his blood might have spread on to the fruit each time,
When they had his blood checked, sure enough,the guy was suffering from AIDS but he himself was NOT aware.
Unfortunately, the boy is suffering from it now.
Please take care while u eat on the road side(particularly tasty vada pav & Pani Puri).

Friday, January 6, 2012

BLANKET DISTRIBUTED BY AQA MAULA (TUS) IN A KOLKATTA VILLAGE

Report
The Telegraph newspaper in Kolkata ran a news report (given below in its entirety) early this week on how a village on the Tropic of Cancer (Trilokchandradevpur) was virtually sleeping in tatters due to an acute scarcity of blankets in a cold winter.

Janab Yusufbhaisaheb Mohyuddin, aamil sahib of Kolkata, responded with speed. He messaged this to the hazrat of Huzurala Syedna Mohammed Burhanuddin Saheb (TUS) who immediately directed that every needy villager be provided a blanket.

The 85 year old aamil sahib drove three hours to the village on Tuesday and delivered the blankets by hand. These blankets (800 in all) were given to every member below the poverty line not only in Trilokchandradevpur but another ten villages. The distribution was coordinated by village elders.

Most villagers had just one question: ‘Which political party are you from?’ They found it inconceivable that a maulana in remote Gujarat could empathise with their condition and spare a thought for keeping them warm this winter.Below is, The Telegraph carried a picture of Janab Aamil Sahib in its edition on Wednesday.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

BEST ADVICES (HUMOUR)

Two Best advices for safe life:

1. Always speak the truth, No matter how bitter and harsh it is.
2. Run immediately after saying it :-D:-D:-D

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Regifting Robin

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Don't ask me how it works,but it is actually accurate.Try it!!!!!!!

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Mout Mange Tujhe

Mout Aati Nahi
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Tu Jo Khanse Tu
Aulad Dante Tujhe
Tu Hai Nasoor Sukh Kon Bante Tujhe...
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Yaad Rakhna Tu ASMAN Ki Is Baat Ko
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